We all know our duty as brats.
It is to be a polite, clear and helpful as any girl could ever be, to be constant balm and support to the man we adore.
But sometimes this is hard because they are a bit funny about letting us do the stuff we need to do. They are a bit impractical sometimes and do not see the need for some of our very important activities.
So here is our cunning plan and by carrying it out we will be doing good for others and educating ourselves.
Firstly pick something you need to do which will inevitably be something that loverboy will get all tetchy about.
Then go here.
Then tell him all about what you are about to do. Be truthful. Be polite. Be happy.
Just don’t be boring.
Me? What am I about to do?
I am quaeriting you to adimpleate my nidifice with confiture in order to aid my venustraion. You cannot be such a foppotee as to allow that to lead to tudiculation because that makes me tenellous, not worth it for such a venialia.
(I am asking you to fill my nest with chocolate in order to make me pretty. You cannot be such a fool as to spank (beat) me for that as that makes me somewhat tender and it not worth doing that for such a minor offence.)
Have fun.
