I do not understand something.
We naughty girls get spanked for every silly little thing we do. We get panked, put in the corner, told off and all sorts of horrid things.
So we have paid our price and cannot be punished twice for the same offence.
There needs to be a third list.
1) Nice Girls
2) Naughty Girls.
3) Naughty Girls With Tops That Spank Them So Everything Is Forgiven.
Thank you- case closed I think.
Quite right, Poppy!
Will you write to Santa and ask him to add this third list?
Yes, after punishment things are over. Yet, a fourth list may be in place : the recidivists’ list: same offence committed again. This way warrant stricter consequences.
Poppy, good morning.
and 
and warm 
You are an excellent writer, I’m sure that will be able to persuade Santa to do it your way.
Paul.
What about the ‘naughty but too cute to spank’ list?
Please, enlighten me. Too CUTE to spank?
Then there is being naughty to get spanked and then being spanked more than they expected getting a strop about it ‘cos she didn’t get her way about the exact kind of spanking she wanted and having to be spanked again.
Did you have one of those on your list?
DJ
Mr. J, elves are very poor spellers and thus there cannot be a recidivist list. DJ, that does not sound very Christmassy. I hope there is mistletoe involved at some point. (I hope I don’t need to say overhead, not elsewhere. I believe it might have thorns.)
There is a third list, perfect for Poppy and some others around here
The ‘The always misbehaving so therefore always need spanking’ list. See, obvious.
I am in a cafe with Dexter (I am having Tiramasu !)
I am trying to explain the double jeapordy (sp?) arguement to him but he keeps laughing.
I think he is embarassed at having such a little brain that cannot cope with legal discussions.
He has just said that my next post will be written standing up. Am uncertain why that should be.
Poppy, I have thought about Dexter’s comment and cannot understand it either. He is such a mystery.
Dearest Poppy – jeopardy is such a difficult word to spell! Just think of ‘leopard’, which is a beautiful cat, just like you.
And I hate to be picky, but it’s embarrassed…
Did Dexter spank you in the cafe, in front of everyone? Please say he did!
Poppy, how about the, ” how come I don’t believe you when you say you won’t do it again ” list.
Poppy, maybe Dexter is going to give his chairs to the poor so you will have to do your writing standing up or he is getting them all sent out to be cleaned. Other than that I can’t imagine what he means.