I am in awe of this woman. Look how neat her seams are and how high the heels are and she has not caught them in her chiffony dress.
I want her to run a class. I would attend. She should also include how to wear lip gloss when you have long hair and it is windy outside.
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to wear stockings and heels like that.
Poppy, good morning.
and warm 
Those lessons would be interesting.
But even more interesting would be, if she could teach you how to stroll with such aplomb while knicker less.
Have a great Sunday.
Paul.
Wow…it looks like they are drawn or tattooed on almost – quite lovely. That dress looks frightfully drafty though.
Lest anyone think I go to Pilates for the exercise, I should explain that’s it’s really two hours a week in girl lessons. We haven’t covered seamed stockings and strolling about without knickers yet, but just about everything else is discussed.
There’s no part of being pretty and being a girl that isn’t under a microscope there, from the best place to buy earrings to (ahem) waxing and other diversions.
Yoga might work too, though it may be slightly too serene for some of the spicier talk.
Scarlet, your Pilates class sounds like my office ( good thing there was only one man and he never minded the conversations, hmm??). There wasn’t anything that wasn’t considered too private.
That is where I learned my bus driving skills. 
Gosh, how I miss it.
Mindy, I could wear them for about five minutes and then my seems would go wobbly and my feet would be super sore.
Paul, aplomb and knickerless go hand in hand as far as I am concerned.
Kate, I think they must be drawn on. Being a girl requires a little cheating sometimes methinks.
Scarlet, I knew you were up to something and I must say I am a little jealous. I want to go to a class like that. It sounds like it is a class without a strict teacher- just my sort of class.
They look drawn on to me too, my luck someone would draw them crooked on me. I like the dress, a cool breeze on a warm bum.
Kaki, I will draw them on for you – I will not draw anything you would not like on you- I promise.
Poppy, I will help you. But I can’t promise not to add a little something, just for a surprise.
For Charley.
I bet Charley will appreciate our art, Scarlet.
We can practice on Kaki. Then Kaki and I can do you. For Dexter.
Dexter can’t read- bless him.
Much better to do you, Roman will appreciate art, we can be very classical.
Art for me, symbols for you. I have a few in mind that Dexter might understand.
Well, what ever you want to draw on the back of legs is fine- I can’t see why Dexter would be looking there anyway.
As for you, I can imagine you end up over Roman’s knee about twice an hour so the art on you might get spanked off before he even sees it.
Hmmm. Is it too late to call a truce? I don’t want to get spanked twice for getting ink on Roman’s clothes. Once is enough.
If I were ever naughty, that is.
Deal.
So- we will go and “help” Kaki- yes?
Kaki, it is! I’m sure she’ll thank us.
Poppy and Scarlet, I thought you were going to draw the lines on my legs. What are you planning to write and WHERE are you planning to write it?
Oh, and thank you?
I sometimes think I would like lessons in being a girl like that. Then I remember that I would be the bottom of the class, and rethink the whole idea.