I have one of these.
It is a Dirty Dancing key ring. You push the little buttons and it replays phrases from the film.
My favourite is, of course, “Nobody puts Baby in the corner.”
It is a small key ring. I can fit it in my hand when I am put in the corner. Even with my skirts tucked up behind me in that ignoble and horrid position I can press the little button and have those immortal words ring out.
And then I am quite at a loss to know what would happen next. What do you think? Please add any missing details or advice in the comment section.
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Guess who voted?
One thing though, it wouldn’t be ‘something horribly Toppy’ it should be ‘something the bad girl truly deserves’
I hope it would be something involving bottom marks.
I do not understand.
What bad girl? Did you read the post? I wrote about me being funny and sweet.
I think he laughs with pleasure. Because it and you are adorable. And because he’ll get to do something ever so toppy in response.
There is only one possible response to this: he must immediately take you by the hand, lead you to the center of a room inexplicably and suddenly filled with people, and dance his little heart out.
I’m sure I’m right.
Poppy, good evening.
and warm 
I’m sure that he will find you so adorable that he won’t be able to resist calling you out of the corner, he’ll kiss your sweet cheek, test your bottom for heat, then place you over his knee and re-heat as necessary.
Then you will return to the corner for an additional half hour.
Guess how I voted.
Paul.
The only one that seems to understand this situation at all is Scarlet.
Mija, thank you for the compliment and as long as your idea of toppy involves dancing I am happy.
Scarlet, I knew I could depend on you to see to the heart of the matter.
Paul, I knew I could depend on you to see to the bottom of the matter.
I picture him just standing there smiling
and not saying a word, which is probably worse than if he did say something. You can’t argue then. 
Or you can work out for yourself what he is thinking (like, I must take Poppy dancing)
He’ll probably make you dance, but not the kind you were hoping.
Mindy, that is very funny!
Poppy, I so, so wanted to vote for dancing, or something sweet, or tea or foresaking CT, but from what you’ve told us about Dexter I think that is highly unlikely! So sorry, voting with the majority.
If it makes you feel any better, if I were to play that in the corner, BBH would laugh and still leave me there. Incidentally, just how do you have the key-ring in the corner to begin with, my hands don’t seem to hold onto anything much during a spanking! Just asking
Poppy, I would love to know what your hopes were regarding our answers.
I’m laffin
I put something horribly toppy cos it was the nearest
DJ
good luck with Dexter though!
Is Dirty Dancing some sort of spanko staple? I’m giggling reading this at your idea but also that this is at least the third Dirty Dancing reference I’ve heard in the spanko realm within the last week. Lol.
OK, firstly, Lea, where ? I really want to read them. I love that film. I used my keyring at work the other day and that was the first time I ever, ever thought of the “corner” as our type of corner.
I love Johnny. I could carry a watermelon.
DJ, the nearest to what? your paw when you were typing or the nearest to what you think Dexter may do? Do you think he may do something delightfully toppy like take me in his arms and kiss me until I forget which way is up? What a lovely idea.
Mr J, I was hoping for some good sense and generosity of spirit but lots of people keep choosing the wrong answer. I plan on showing the correct answers to Dexter to help when he finds my antics all too much and gets confused.
dd, I will be able to spirit it away somewhere, necessity is the mother of invention and all that. You need not say the sensible thing, we are trying to enlighten Dexter- God knows he needs it.
Mindy, do you mean the jive? Because I do hate that.
You don’t mean the jive, do you? Sigh.
(Chortle though)
nearest out of several stupid questions
and my arm is even now getting closer
DJ (not laffin)
I can’t believe nobody else voted the same as me.
They were all probably too lazy to google tiffin. 
Speaking of which, Kaki, is ‘laffin” in some way connected with tiffin ?
Because if not, I am totally at sea over DJ’s comment.
I was very confused by tiffin, Kaki. What in the name of all that’s English is it????
Scarlet, tiffin is a light midday meal I don’t know why they don’t just say lunch. Maybe Poppy can shed some light on it. I thought maybe it was tea and little cakes and chocolate. Or maybe that was wishful thinking.
I am concerned for a certain girl that DJ is not laffin, I wonder if he chortles.
Tiffin should remain a mystery but as for the state of DJ’s mirth, we should out a search party.
They will need to be properly equipped of course.
Scarlet & Kaki, tiffin is tea, not sure about the scones and cakes ‘though. I suppose you could always be given tea in the corner, hasn’t happened to me yet but can always dream. Actually I’d rather not, as if I were being given tea in the corner it would mean I spent rather longer there than usual!
Poppy, I understand you are trying to expand Dexter’s horizons, but unless you have a shelf in the corner in which you can hide said keyring or a pocket in your knicks, I still think it would be a tad difficult.
Poppy, nothing to read about I’m afraid. It’s come up in several conversations recently though. I returned from a spanking weekend in the mountains a few days ago. The group has an older resort to ourselves and a new member from London arrived to the party and the first thing she said was “This place is SO Dirty Dancing!” Then that started up many references.