This weekend I am returning to DJ world.
I don’t want to talk about what is coming up because I have been such a delight and so well behaved that the poor man is at a loss to decide how best to reward me.*
*artistic licence. It is my blog, I may be artistic if I want.
So the question is, what to pack? How to best encourage a Top to make it so that a girl can actually sit down for dinner?
Well, I thought it best to work out what not to pack.
I have a pair of knickers that say, “Spank here” on the bum. I will not be packing those.
Likewise, the whoppie cushion and exploding cigar will have to wait for another week.
I have decided to pack the prettiest knickers known to humanity so in the very distant possibility that I do end up being up ended he will so overwhelmed with the beauty of my undergarments that he will simply pour me a glass of wine and wax lyrical about them.
I have decided to pack my long Victorian nightdress- I am normally the very picture of innocence but dressed like that I am such a sight of demure propriety that he will sit in silence before suggesting that I tell him how to behave seeing as I am the expert.
I will be packing glitter and my halo- my halo because I have never learned how to detach it from my glowing head and the glitter because what man doesn’t want glitter everywhere in his house? They love finding it for weeks afterwards, particularly on suit trousers I believe.
Oh, and just as an aside, for no special reason you understand, I could do with a spare bottom. Any volunteers, just let me know …
Is Damien taking you to that “Raw” place he’s been writing about lately? I hear the local customs are quite something to behold!
No, he is not.
He told me about it and we both know that he would have to coax me out from under a table and speak to me in soothing tones for hours afterwards.
I think he might read me some poetry or show me his etchings.
Sorry I will have to come back later to properly answer.
Need a volunteer? Aww, I’m too far away to help. Sorry.
Good luck!
I feel like the only thing you are missing is a joke book and a hair brush.
Yes, I agree, bring a book. Not to read. To slip down the back of your knickers.
Cruel, I do not understand. Unless you are laughing with delight at my goodness- that must be it.
Mindy, I will fly you in, just for the hard spanking bit, but i want to do all the talking and laughing bits of the weekend.
C, good plan for the joke book but the hairbrush, I think not.
Erica, you are right! I can’t work out how I could have forgotten that. Clearly, you are more practised at this sort of thing than I am.
No, not a book. They just take it from you and spank you with it. And surprisingly enough, that hurts.
A pillow might help. Can’t spank you with that. I think you need to hide all the implements and hope his hand hurts too much to keep going for too long. Then again, if you’re such a good girl, maybe he won’t spank you at all. You can use the pillow to sleep on: you’ll be tired after so many hugs and chocolate. Have fun this weekend!
Poppy! You are such a control freak!
Just go & enjoy the weekend! 
Olivia, that is the perfect plan! That is bound to work.
Mr J, ? I really think I may have confused you a little with this post. I may or may not be a control freak but in this post I am playing because I am looking forward to the weekend.
I may have confused you
You’ll want to bring your laptop. We’ll be waiting to hear how all your plans worked out.
I like the pillow part of Olivia’s suggestion – very sensible. The rest of it sounds terribly iffy.
Spoken like a true Top.
I will bring my ipad so that I may email you to request ice and sympathy.
Ice will be for my mohito, of course. I did not know if that was understood but I thought it best to say it.
Will the pillow be for your mojito too?
yes.
nervous now.
Poppy, good afternoon.
amd warm 
I suppose some parts of North London might be considered beautiful, Hampstead and certain parts of Finchley.
I hope that you have a wonderful week-end, not too painful, and that your innocence and goodness have not been over emphasised.
Paul.
Paul, you make me want to go to London more than ever. Perhaps a spanking and some corner time is a small price to pay for that pleasure.
swapsies?
What a shame, but it looks like I have a very full weekend right here in the US! You’ll have to have all the spankings yourself.
Poppy, inasmuch as I want to visit across the pond some day I would prefer to see more than the corner of DJ’s home. Maybe next time you are good and going to visit I will volunteer to join you. Who am I kidding, like that day will ever happen.
But please write us with all the details, I can hardly wait. er, um, I mean I hope you don’t have to eat at the mantle at breakfast. I wonder if he really meant it when he said next time corner time will be 90 minutes and the use of the porch. Do you think he remembers? Gotta go, have to look up someone’s email.
have fun 
Kaki, I’ve had the BBC on today waiting for news of a girl with a red bare bottom standing in a corner in Royal Albert Hall, but so far nothing. She must still be in the corner at DJ’s.
I am out of the corner.
Finally
There may have been some other stuff but now I have a gin and tonic!
If you have a gin and tonic then you must have been a good girl!
Hope you’re having fun. Or something.