I have a silly back. It is perfectly well but sometimes it is silly and will not let me do as I want and then I take it to a man and he does some stuff and it is better.
And just in case you are a girl like me doing a thing like that, I thought I would help you out.
You will be there in your bra and knickers with one of those silly gowns on that opens in the back and when he says “Touch your toes” he is seeing how well you do that. You will be fine with this because you have touched your toes before.
BUT when he says “Face the corner,” he means for you to turn away from him so he can see your posture from behind. He does not expect you to walk away from him and put yourself in the corner. That would be wrong.
Poppy, this is so funny. I could picture your confusion when asked to face the corner, how did he know what I did? or did Dev call you?
Silly back sounds silly
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Maria
Er, I had given similar instructions before and I had never thought of the other possible meaning. Thankfully, I’m no longer in the position to give those instructions or I won’t be able to do it with a straight face!
I hope your back is much much better.
Poppy, thank you. With immediate effect I will cease to obey these hidden meanings that I now know, is only in my bottom…erm mind…
Poppy, good morning.
and warm 
‘s
The weather forecast tells me that things aren’t too good up your way.
I also have a silly back, nice expression, I’m off to see the lady doctor who sorts it on a eight weekly cycle now.
I can imagine his face if you did that, of course he might be a secret top, then he would know.
Have a great day.
Paul.
Still, your heart was in the right place.
Dev, funny!
My heart was not in the right place- I was even being good when I need not have been.
My back is fine. It is an ongoing thing that, if I do the right thing is no trouble at all and really, it is nothing compared to people who have real problems with their backs.
It was just his voice, “Where are you going?”
Oh God, I am blushing again.
Oh Poppy!
Poppy,
I do not drink coffee, but I have found that whenever I do something strange and unexpected people find the explanation “I have not had my coffee yet today” to answer everything