I am developing a bit of a crush on Keith Jones. I have no idea why. I have not seen one of his films in yonks. I saw one he did with Erica-I have it but can’t watch it again because my eyeballs nearly fell out last time and Dev had to coax me down from the ceiling.
I am sure I can’t be the only girl to be so affected by these films. Can you imagine what I am like when I watch one of Dev’s? It is most ungallant of him to chuckle at my distress.
But why this crush has popped up I have no idea. I think it must be Erica’s fault. She is quite happy to take the blame (or the consequences) for things so I shall lay this at her door. I think it is because he seems to me to be the kind of man that could sort a girl out without any stress on his part whilst enjoying himself quite a lot. I appear to be drawn to that sort of man.
How about you? Either what crushes do you have? Or do films and whatnot affect you like they do me? Please do not say I am in a class of one because that happens sometimes at Dev’s place and it is very scary to be in a class of one when behaving is such a challenge.
How could you not have a crush on a guy who wears boots that nice? Totally understandable.
Poppy, you’re so cute.
Of course you’re not the only one. I’ve never made a secret of the fact that Keith was my very first spanko “crush” when I entered the spanking scene. I got a copy of “Spoiled Rotten” (a Shadow Lane video he did in the ’90s) and I watched that so many times, I could practically recite the dialogue.
Cut to 14 years later and having been blessed enough to do six films with him, I can tell you he’s quite crush-worthy!
Poppy, Good Morning. :rose :rainbow
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I’m In A Capital Mood This Morning.
Joking aside, the boots are quite snazzy, but, lucky Keith, the girls are much better.
Have a pleasant and restorative week-end.
Love and warm hugs, :love
Paul.
Poppy, I have never watched a spanking film, not sure I could! If I saw one of Dev’s I don’t think I would ever be able to chat on the blite again!
But films with authorative men…………..!
Until I saw the pictures, I thought Keith Jones the Rolling Stone member had turned spanko. I didn’t realize there were two. He is quite dishy, although I have never seen him in action.
Hugs,
Hermione
Good morning, Paul, it is Saturday! I know that does not mean to you what it means to me but I am eating a bacon sandwich and watching a silly film. I am having a wonderful weekend and I hope you will too.
Erica, cute, me? You made me grin.
You are pretty cute yourself getting to make six films with him. You lucky, luck bunny. If I lived near you I would be around with a bottle of wine and be getting you to tell me all about it.
Dev, thank you. You are wonderful.
Hi, Hermione, we posted at the same time!
Please do try to get a chance to see him in action. He is one of those very calm, assertive, makes you quiet and blushy men.
I have to stop now or I shall embarrass myself.
I have three naughty ladies that I would love to give a good spanking too. They come from different and varied walks of life. Sarah Palin, {politics} Katie Couric [media}, and Helen Mirren, {movies]. Each of these naughty ladies could use a good bare bottom warming. And it would be my delight, to give them one, on their bare bottoms.
Poppy, I’ve never seen a Keith Jones film, so I’ll have to take your word for it. But I love the way you describe him.
He will make your eyes go all wide and you will sit and be good. I promise.
Maybe we should never watch any Keith Jones films and then we can be naughty forever, although this theory falls through somewhat when one considers how much time Erica has spent with him.
He does look rather dishy Poppy. I’ve never seen him in action. I must try and find the one with him and Erica to watch.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
I’m not sure we can base Keith’s effectiveness on whether he can make Erica behave. i think it is very hard to make Erica behave.
Ronnie, you really should. I hope you will be better than me at watching films. They make me shake like a puppy on fireworks night.
Scarlet, do you think we could hide behind Erica (who is very slim but moves around quite a lot) if Keith popped up? We could then tell him that he could not be that scary as he could not make Erica good. You would have to say it because my accent would confuse and bewilder him.
Ohhh, I got the crush to Clive Owen… :love
One of my very favorite spanking videos is When Spanking Was In Fashion with Kieth Jones. Who could not have a bit of a crush?
P.S. Dev, it has nothing to do with the boots
Poppy, I will do just as you say, but I have to preface it with, “Keith, Poppy says that you aren’t really very scary because you can’t even make Erica behave.”
That will be all right with you, I’m sure.
Why thank you Poppy, hmm perhaps one day we can meet in person ! Any questions you have my e-mail, give my hello to Devlin please. Have not seen him in some time.
He is a good man.
Thud.
lol
Oh my. Does anyone have a defibrillator for Poppy? Devlin! Mouth to mouth, please!
(beaming) I am so loving this. Couldn’t happen to a sweeter girl.
That’s my Poppy – eloquent to the end.
Hi, Erica! She asked me if I thought it could really be HIM and I said I wasn’t sure but it sounded like him. I guess your imprimatur cinches it.
Oh hi, Keith, and welcome. I can only hope you’re still amazed at your ability to do this to girls. I would be.
Wakes up … I dreamt Keith Jones was here … he was?!
Thud.
Dev, Poppy needs you to revive her. You have the right equipment and right credentials!
She’s all right now, Mindy, and thanks. I didn’t even have to use the Holey Paddle of Life.
Much.