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This is not my fault

By Poppy | 12/12/2010 - 2:25 am | Uncategorized

It is ale, I did not do it. I cannot be told off for it.

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16 Responses to This is not my fault

devlinoneill says:

12/12/2010 at 4:05 am

Someone ought to be told off for it – and someone else ought to be told off for sharing it on her web blit.

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Mindy says:

12/12/2010 at 4:13 am

A butt of beer amplified Santa’s rear.

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Mindy says:

12/12/2010 at 5:12 am

Dev, Poppy shouldn’t be told off for sharing something funny on her blit.

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Paul says:

12/12/2010 at 8:05 am

Poppy, good morning. :rose :rainbow
Yes, too much porter will do this. :hippo
I suggest you restrict yourself to one glass a day.
Perhaps two in this unclement weather, it’s very warming, which is why Santa deinks so much.
Enjoy your day. og :tea :cocktail :cocktail
Love and warm hugs. :love
Paul.

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Alice says:

12/12/2010 at 12:48 pm

Thank you Poppy for providing information on seasonal ales. (Why on earth would you get into trouble for that?)

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Raven Red says:

12/12/2010 at 2:28 pm

I agree, not your fault!
Judging from the look on Santa’s face, he needs some more ale…and eh.. maybe he should share with Dev as well – if only for some Christmas cheer!

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scarlet says:

12/12/2010 at 3:04 pm

Mindy, I loved your rhyme!

There’s a scary Santa movie coming out this year where Santa is cold and evil and has icy colored eyes, well, that’s what I assume it’s about from the previews. It is frightening and awful, and much worse than putting Santa’s butt on a bottle of beer.

One must never mess about with Santa. It is just plain wrong.

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Poppy says:

12/12/2010 at 6:26 pm

I really did get told off for this!

How I suffer for my art.

(Mindy, you are wonderful.)

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scarlet says:

12/12/2010 at 6:38 pm

Sigh. Himself is very strict.

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Em says:

13/12/2010 at 1:59 am

I can’t see why anyone would want to drink something named Santa’s Butt, but I also can’t think why Dev would be so mean as to tell you off for it. Poor Poppy!

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devlinoneill says:

17/12/2010 at 5:04 pm

And now simply everyone will see this because the post got Chrossed! Although ‘congratulations’ rather doesn’t sound right since I told you off for posting it in the first place. Perhaps one of your naughty friends will say that.

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scarlet says:

17/12/2010 at 5:13 pm

I’ll say it! Congratulations, Poppy! (although I am not naughty. I am good.)

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Alice says:

17/12/2010 at 6:38 pm

Congratulations, and you really shouldn’t have been told off for this. An English Professor should know what a “butt” is!
It was inspired by this famous line from a well-loved children’s story book:

“And Santa sat on his great butt, drinking a hearty brew.”

In case you find that amusing, we hasten to point out that in England ‘butt’ refers to a certain barrel used in brewing — a very large barrel, in fact, holding 108 imperial gallons. Back in the day it was quite a normal thing for a brewery to put its beer up in a large butt for storage.

I’m sure your naughty friends will be along in a minute Poppy!

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Mindy says:

17/12/2010 at 6:50 pm

Congrats, Poppy!

Hugs from a well-behaved friend

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Poppy says:

17/12/2010 at 8:02 pm

Thank you, Scarlet.
Thank you, Alice.
Thank you, Mindy.

And, Dev- look! Chross says I am good and all my friends are good and thus I am good. You may apologise for telling me off and spanking me now.

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Michael says:

17/12/2010 at 11:16 pm

Congratulations on being Chrossed, Poppy. Sorry, Dev, but I must give credit where credit is due.

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