I found this picture under the word, “Feckless” in the dictionary.
This is so wrong that there has to be a new word for wrong because the normal wrong just doesn’t cut it.
Tops- look at it, study it. If you see yourself behaving like this then stop it and go for a brisk walk.
Does anyone else think this looks like Graham Garden from The Goodies? It can’t be though.
Can it?
For Kate, good call.
Poppy, let me know how this idea works out. I try not to show Roman photos like these, as they tend to give him ideas.
But this is the worst spanking in history.
A man like Roman could get no ideas from this.
He won’t, because he won’t see this photo.
Well, that is all right then.
He should be taking you out for lunch instead, methinks, to celebrate the world and autumn and things like that.
We’re taking the dogs for a hike in the woods, so I have to get ready to go, or I will find myself in trouble. Have a wonderful day–what’s left of yours!
Oh my Dear Goddess!
Those freaky Tops are the reason I can’t watch spanking photos in which you can see the Tops! If they look silly or ridiculous or just plain horrible… Then I get this idea, that the thing I’m doing is wrong and I must stop it!
LOL
-Maria
Oh my, that is just not right. Unfortunately, I’ve seen some pictures (and video!) that are worse, but let’s not talk about those. When I see them I have to quickly hop away to something more lovely, like puppies playing on the grass or Poppy’s photos from yesterday.
I was going to make a joke about Mr. Rogers spanking the neighbor but Poppy has no idea who Mr. Rogers is so I will just say that, yes, in many cases it is best not to see the Top in the photograph. (This guy obviously remembered to take his Levitor this morning.)
Oh, wait. Now I see. I see what I hadn’t seen before. It took some other girls’ comments for me to see that awful, feckless thing. My mind refuses to go to those places, and it would also refuse to spend time with a Top like that.
Feckless, indeed.
It is just that this Top is doing it so badly that it makes girls all over the world curl their toes up and that makes heels imposible to put on.
Maria , I feel just like you. It makes me doubt myself.
Kate- good call.
Dev, hi! I am tidying right this very second.
Poppy, I do not know Graham Garden from the Goodies–I love British television, but I get to see very little of it. I do know Mr. Rogers, though, Dev, and that is so not Mr. Rogers! Mr. Rogers is good and kind and helpful and he wears a nice cardigan every day, or he did, and he would never, never give the wrong kind of spanking.
Sorry to be so chatty here today, but I am ready to go on a hike, and have on my hiking shoes, and am holding the dogs’ leashes, and someone else is not ready to go, and I am getting impatient.
I was actually thinking of Mr. Rogers’ brother-in-law but as mentioned I never completed the joke.
Poppy, yes he does look a little like Graham Garden of the Goodies, he also looks a lot gormless.
I agree, he doesn’t look like a safe pair of hands to entrust a girls bottom to.
Dev, what’s levitor?
Poppy nice picture of puppies, thanks Kate.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.
Oh, yes, he could definitely be Mr. Roger’s brother-in-law! That, I’ll go with!
Am doing most complex cooking – but Scarlet, what kind of dogs? I love dogs. I love chatter too, please do not say sorry.
Hi, Paul!
Thank you for the puppies Poppy; they are adorable…so much better than the feckless Top who may or may not be Mr. Garden or Mr. Rogers’ brother-in-law, lol.
Paul, Levitor is a popular and expensive anti-depressant stateside. And thanks, girls!
Ahhh, the beige, the beige! MY EYES!
And, um, what’s The Goodies?
Good Lawd! He is all in beige! Well, that explains it then.
The beige, is true. It is a crime against humanity.
The Goodies were comedians.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goodies
It is too early to say anything else.
Wow! Sounds like fun! How did I miss the whole Goodies thing? Oh yeah. I lived in America all my life. I guess I’ll consider myself lucky we got Monty Python.
Seriously… that man is freaky looking. Something creepy about his eyes….
reminds me of Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood….
Well. Thank goodness I wasn’t alive in the 80s is pretty much all I can say to that… I’m sure they were great in their own, er, special way…
Indeed, this top is feckless. His spanking method stinks and he doesn’t give a feck.
Guys, it’s spanking, not brain surgery. The positioning and maneuvers are quite elementary. And if you cannot do this simple task without messing it up, then for heaven’s sake, don’t take pictures of it.
Erica, you just made me snort.
You are so, so right. These people must be stopped.
Viola, I grew up in the eighties and I loved them. People very often feel protective of their growing up decade. Hurumph.
Princess, hi! I just think he looks gormless.
Sorry Poppy!
It’s all right, Viola. Poppy was just teasing. She would tell you that herself only I just put her to bed and she can’t until tomorrow.
I have to go get my English-to-American dictionary and look up ‘gormless.’
And here I thought I was right on top of my Middle English and Old Norse, but I guess I’m not –
“alteration of English dial. gaumless, from ‘gaum’ attention, understanding (from Middle English gome, from Old Norse gaum, gaumr) + -less”
He reminds me of when you go to have your picture taken with a Disney character or something. Maybe you can open a new amusement park -Spankoland and have your picture taken with a brat ! ( aka good girl
) or a Top, there can be both.
His expression does seem to be painted on by a cartoon artist, doesn’t it, Kaki?
Hi, Kaki!
I think I love the idea of a Spankoland park- fantastic. Brats are good girls, we need your voice of wisdom to spread it ring of truth and wisdom more often.