I am not sending a soft spanking or a loving spanking.
No way. I am sending a proper, hard, sorting out, don’t do that again, mean, nasty, ouchy spanking. The worst one I can think of is with a bath brush- so here it is.
That feels so much better. I may have discovered a new form of therapy.
(A more normal post to be in a few hours. It is all written and everything. It is just not time yet. Meanwhile, I am going to the cinema.)
N.B I hope no one thinks Himself has annoyed me. It is not him. He doesn’t and hasn’t and if he did I would tell him and he would sort it all out and kiss me a lot to make it better. Just in case someone thought that.
I got tears intp my eyes when I looked that painfully looking bum!
It sure makes me hope it wasn´t me who was annoying (this time!)
Hugs
Maria
ps. Great to know there is another entry coming soon, too! (I just can´t get enough of this, now can I!)
Poppy, someone has had the temerity to annoy you, I trust it wasn’t me.
I imagine that the spanking will have sorted out the anonymous miscreant and settled your ruffled feathers
Like Maria I too look forward to your next post.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.
No! Never! Neither of you!
In fact, big hugs to you and I will share my ice cream with you.
Phish food and Chunky Monkey!
OUCH! I do not want to be spanked with a bath brush, ever. That annoying person had better quit it, though. NOW. I can see you mean business.
I didn’t think for a minute that it was Himself who had annoyed you. I can’t see you sending him a spanking. I don’t think that would end well. At all.
That’s a very healthy response to annoyance, little girl. Anger management class instructors could learn from you.
Ooh hope it was not me either! The only implement we have that is worse than the bath brush is a very nasty bath brush shaped one,it is made from some heavy exotic wood AND I HATE IT!
Well, of all the nerve — annoying people suck! (and so do bathbrushes)
Kate, it was not you at all! Not even a smidge.
It was someone who has never once commented on here (I think), or emailed me. Does that help reduce numbers?
Erica, you are so right. People that suck deserve the bathbrushes that also suck.
Honestly, I recommend this therapy to everyone.
The bath brush? Now that’s serious business.
He or she must have really ticked you off as we, as bottoms, know the devastating effects of such an implement.
I suspect your antagonizer will shape up immediately. (I know I do when confronted with such a nasty opponent as the brush.)
What a great reminder to make sure I never annoy you
I winced just looking at that poor girl’s behind after the bathbrush got done with her.. sure glad it wasn’t me 
It is serious. It really is.*
The person will no doubt shape up the very moment that the universe deigns to listen and hand out the requested punishment.
*By that, of course I mean it is not serious but you knew that methinks.
Suzy, you make a wonderful point.
I think everyone in the world should see this post and then everyone will have to be lovely to me for ever and ever.
Make sure the ‘universe’ knows of your annoyance and I’m sure the person will be dealt with appropriately. (I’m really getting curious now.. reading about punishments without the juicy details are just oh so painful… pun intended)
Poppy, you mean everyone isn’t already lovely to you for ever and ever? Ohhh.. unbelievable.. well I do hope my post reminds them.. most of all.
Tee hee.
Well, the tale (tail) of my punishment (unconnected to this person) will be up at 7 pm tonight. I think that is central time. Whatever is six hours ahead of GMT.
I will email you the other details.