Some of you girls (and guys) are lucky enough to live with your lover. I have some questions for you.
If I wear one of these on my bum when I go to visit Himself will I be able to persuade him that it is not my bum and prevent him from spanking me?
Or if I wore knickers like these do you think he will just take pictures and not insist on removing my knickers and being all strict?
Or if I say my prayers every night will he see what a very good girl I am and not think to punish me for any naughtiness?
Or if I draw a helpful sign on my bum, will he heed it do you think? Is that what men do? Do they obey all signs?
What about if I wear such complicated underwear that it confuses and bewilders him? Will he just give up and offer to make me a cup of tea?
What about if I spoiled him by making a lovely picnic? Would that make him smile so much that he would forget to spank me every morning?
I have tried very hard. I am stuck. I cannot think of a single way to distract him.
What do other girls do?
Because I think no matter what I shall end up like this.
Sigh.
Poppy, you should try all those things, and I hope you do. It should keep Dev very busy trying to figure out what you will do next. I imagine there will be a lot of laughter and a lot of spankings, which of course is just perfect, isn't it?
My favorite is the mask on the bottom! Draw in some eyes, though, to make it more real. I think I will do that as well. I might add fake eyelashes to the mask.
What works for me? Not too much. My husband is quite goal oriented, and once he's decided what he's going to do, there really isn't any distracting…
Fake eyelashes. Yep. That'll work.
Nice Kodak moment though.
"Methinks she doth protest too much."
You've not seen the half of it, Lorraine.
Eyelashes- got it. And NO Kodak moments please, Dev.
Lorraine, if you are not protesting every step of the way then the man in your life is not spanking hard enough. Send me his address and I will send him Dev's implement that I hate most. I like to help you to understand these things.
It's one of the universal laws that a naughty girls bottom gets spanked, I guess. And you can't trick laws like that
The picture with the mask was a nice try, though
-Maria
Uh-oh… Um… I meant "Nice post, Poppy, I couldn't agree more!"
Nice post. I do like that picture of the girl with the "stop" on her bottom. I would draw that in for my sub but then I would whisper in her ear, " that I don't obey all traffic laws." LOL
Dev[r]
dearsinfullyyours.blogspot.com
Different Dev.
Hi, Dev[r]!
Good to keep our Dev's straight. As one Dev famously said, "The Devlin is in the details!"
And I don't expect he ever will live it down.
methinks one might attempt to make the bum match the traffic signals. and complicated underthings call for scissors when frustrated.
great images you incorporated here!