It would really help with the whole not-getting-spanked thing. I think this poor girl could have done with a warning. Ouch, ouch, ouch. I know just how she feels.
And before any Tops get all smart alecky, a verbal warning does not count.
We like pictures, pictures that are on your forehead.
And if you did a little dance that would also help.
That is all we ask, just be fair. We will be most grateful, I assure you.
Thank you for listening. I shall expect a change forthwith.
PS- Still in London- did this to pop up while I am away because I care. 
Poppy, that chart seems to indicate that my mood or some other outside variable apart from your behavior determines whether you get spanked.
In fact where you need to attach the chart, or some metaphorical equivalent thereof, is to your activity, say dropping ice down anyone's t-shirt or throwing a tantrum or telling someone to dance for you.
In those cases the probability is quite hight, and with practice I'm sure you can learn to gauge exactly what the threat level is to your sit-upon, and be thus forewarned of any impending bottom warming.
High, not hight.
Poppy, thank you for being so caring.
Himself has pointed out the logical errors in your post, and if necessary will point them more positively.
I hope that you are having, or have had a wonderful time.
Looking forward to reading about it.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Thank you, Poppy…..and what a lovely photo of a well-smacked bottom you found. You say that you know just how she feels…..for the sake of those of us who administer spankings please tell us just that…..how she feels!
Aristotle
I like the warnings. perhaps Himself should install it in a sidebar on his blog, just so you have an idea of where his temper is.
Hugs,
Hermione
I am home wih sore feet and a curry to get me through the night.
Hermione, that is a fabulous idea. I suspect it will make far too much sense for him.
Aristotle, I do know just how she feels and if you want to know then you should ask Mrs A. I am sure she could whisper it in your ear if she were to be too shy. I may write about how it feels one day but until then, you ask your wife- that would such a highly personalised report that I am sure you would find it rewarding.
Paul, it was great, great, great! Tomorrow I will do some scribbles.
Dev, my actions may lead to some horrible outcomes but my point is that with the above indicator I would be able to stop just in time and alter the aforementioned actions. That would prevent the absurd suggestion of actually being "good" which we both agree is laughable, I am sure.
Poppy, "good" is entirely in the eye of the beholder. For instance, I am quite convinced you are always good. The only problem I have with the Spanking Advisory System is I don't understand the last two ratings. The only time most Tops would rate a "low" or "guarded" risk rating is when they are sleeping, or out of town on business. At least, in my experience.
But perhaps I can color code my own dear Top with some post it notes that I can affix to his forehead. I am happy to share this suggestion with any other girls who find it helpful. Post it notes come in a lot of colors, and some of that stuff that you call "blue tac" that we call "sticky tac" would keep it from falling off.
Hope you had a great time and are happy to be back home. Don't completely understand what you mean by a "curry." Is that what you call Indian food? I love the way you talk!
Poppy, you could no more 'stop just in time' once you have taken the first step down that path to naughtiness than I could change my mind once I decide that you need a spanking, or give you less than a full-on wriggle-inducing bottom rosener once I'd got started.
And really I don't believe these threat levels exist, except perhaps the top one, forever and at all times. I understand you don't believe that, but it can't hurt to remind you – when you're naughty I sort you out, because I love you.
Lisa, you're right about the curry. One may buy this very English, very tasty, very warming comfort food at Indian restaurants or as a take-away, and as a pre-made heat it up sort of thing at Tesco's and other shops, or of course make it at home.
It's quite a long-standing tradition in England, where the taste for curry was brought home during the salad days of the Empire. Chicken tikka massala (not sure of the spelling) is an especially popular curry, which was invented in Edinburgh – or possibly Glasgow, I forget which.