No matter what you hear, I have been good recently.
Yes. I know. I thought so too. I don’t know how or why it happened but I don’t like it either.
It is not in my nature to be good and I am pouting as I write this. I am in my jammies and curled up in bed.
I have the whole day to myself and will not be speaking to Himself until about ten o’ clock tonight so I have a plan.
I am going to rediscover my naughty roots.
Roots! Look at that picture! Clearly this was meant to be.
A girl is meant to be what she is meant to be and she has no choice but to be just that. I am meant to be naughty.
Except I have a few problems about this right now.
The first is this. There are some things I can’t do anymore because Himself has put me off them.
Biting, for example. Did I ever tell you about that? I bit him once on the chest. I did not mean to. He told me that I 
wasn’t allowed to do something that I wanted to do and a bite just popped out of me and I nipped him at mouth level, my mouth, his chest.
We were both pretty surprised. I don’t think biting is acceptable. I think it is awful. Apparently he thinks it is awful too. In my defence I did not even argue as he threw me over his knee. But he was so thorough and so very detailed in his retribution that just the thought of biting someone makes me hang my head in shame and be quiet and wait for him to come and get me.
However, that is not helping me to be naughty, is it?
The problem is that there is some naughtiness like the biting thing that I just cannot do anymore. It just isn’t part of my repertoire.
For example swearing is not what I can do with at all where he will see or hear it. I hate this but I just daren’t do it. I don’t know what that is but I dare not. And I am not a coward or anything, so don’t go teasing me. I want to swear and swearing is not evil and I am a grown up.
But I can’t.
So – what naughtiness to do?
Well, I can’t tell you ,can I? If I told you that would be bad, well not bad. It would be silly.
But I consider myself challenged on this noble task.
I will not fail.
I expect you won't.
That Czech girl in the last picture needs some sandals.
Poppy, oh dear this is a problem.
May I respectfully suggest;
http://www.completenaughtinessforaspiringyoungladies.com
I won't tell Himself, if you won't.
I'm expecting your story next Tuesday, I'm all of a dither.
Have a wonderful week-end.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
I helped.
I helped on your blite, Dev. She doesn't need sandals, she can run away better with bare feet.
Paul, I looked and the site seems not be there anymore. You have a wonderful weekend too! Hugs
xx
There are so very many ways to be naughty – I'm sure you will be creative
I was naughty this morning, I made a smart remark about him on someone's blog and boldly stated that he can sometimes be an ^%$#*!
It was fun, but I have been caught and will pay the price when I see him lol
Jenn