People being late for no good reason. They flounder along, all good humoured and laughing and tell me just how busy and exciting getting there has been for them. They expect me to be a bit player in the drama that is their life. Irritating little people. I wish to hurt them.
People that tell me just about what is to happen in a film especially just before a scary moment when they grab me and squeal, “Oh! This is a good bit.” I wish to inform them that the director is grabbing me in his own way and I am hearing all I need to from the film itself. If I wanted them to tell me a story I would ask.
People doing things wrongly as though it is the right thing to do. For example, for some reason it has become acceptable to pronounce “clique” (cleek) as “click.” That is wrong. It is not right. It should not be allowed. The same thing happened with berets, even Carrie Bradshaw wore one in the wrong way. It is worn at an angle, it tips, it is not shoved over one’s head like a tea cosy. The people that do this must be stopped.
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There are serious things that make me angry too, but let’s not go there. We could all write a list of really awful injustices that make us seethe with rage, but not here and not now. That would be too sad and serious for here. This is a silly list, a silly place.
That list above is things I really do feel but things that I know I am a bit opinionated about. I even accept that there may be some people (it hurts to write this) who may disagree with me. Just like the thing that I am about to write about. This is how I feel. I completely understand that you may not agree with me. I am not telling you that you are wrong, just how I feel about it.
One of the things that makes me mad is the mere suggestion, the consideration of a proposal of a “Good girl” spanking.
If I am good (and regardless of what Himself says, I often am) then lovely things should happen. Indeed they often do. I get paid every month. Friends and colleagues say nice things to me. I get kissed by Himself, taken out to dinner and taken home again and kissed again in a way that 
makes me swoon. My dogs run to greet me every morning. I feel good. I have a million rewards for being a good girl.
So if and when I am good then do all kinds of things but don’t blooming spank me.
It makes me so mad!!!
Some girls are just not designed for good girl spankings.
Girls like me are disturbed by boyfriends that don’t take them in hand. We like, we need men that are decisive, assertive and strict. A man that is not strict, that can’t deal with me makes me behave very badly indeed. It would be all his fault if I turn out bad. If a man gives me a good girl spanking it would feel as though he wants to spank me but can’t find a reason. Well, with me, there is always a reason. I would feel like he has not the strength to tell me why he wants to spank me for real.
I am trying to be funny here but really good girl spankings make me want to cry.
I don’t understand why being sp
anked does what it does to me but I know that when I get spanked and sorted out I feel much better. I feel calmer, happier and I want to help everyone else to feel happy too.
When he takes me over his knee, or his bed or a table or the back of a sofa (you get the idea) I struggle for a while but I submit quite quickly. I submit because we have been there so many times that the knowledge he is going to win this one is innate now. I may stay in a sulk for a bit but he spanks me through that fairly fast. I give up in the best way. I don’t understand this. I don’t need to understand it. I just need to do what he says.
The thought of a good girl spanking is so complex and so outside what I understand that it makes
me get confused and want to cry. I can only imagine that if I were spanked as a good girl it would be about thirty seconds before I was being terribly and horribly spanked for being the naughtiest I had ever been.
So if you like good girl spankings then good for you. I hope you are super happy and get lots of them. But if you are a spanking man and you get anywhere near my bum- don’t you even murmur the words “Good girl spanking” or at least, if you must utter those words to me, get warmed up first so you can deal with me when the good girl spanking starts to take effect.
I used to crave good girl spankings, at times I still think I would like one. However, whenever TJ has obliged me…. I never came out of it all warm and fuzzy, I usually came out sulking and a bit bitter. Perhaps because I wasn't looking for a spanking but more of a fondling of sorts. Hmm…now I have to re-think this whole thing.
-And I would never attempt to wear a beret…I have no idea what to do with them and would surely do it wrong!
You see! That is just how I would feel "sulking and a bit bitter." I think when you want your man to make you all buttery and squirmy you should just tell him or flutter your eyes or whatever the code for it is in your house.
Berets- they matter too much to make attempts to wear them without training. I am glad to see you are taking this seriously.
Poppy, I would suggest that you keep your anger for worthy causes, after all there is only so much anger available, lets not waste it.
I think that you can blame a certain Frank Spencer for Britons' bad Beret wearing habits.
If you don't know him look up "Some Mothers Do Have 'Em."
Being the wonderful person you are, possibly quick on the draw and always ready, you never needed a good girl. WEG
For me they were highly erotic bedroom foreplay, designed to to get the juices flowing, ready for even more pleasurably activities, meant to warm and excite, never to really hurt.
I hope that this isn't TMI for you.
I hope that you enjoyed your long week-end.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Good girl spankings are the only kind I get, and I'm all for them!
People who are always late plan it that way. IF you can be late, you can be on time. Grrr!
Hugs,
Hermione
Poppy, you give words to feelings that I often don't have words for! Why is one kind of spanking the right thing to do to me, and the other kind absolutely not? I don't know. I only know that for me there is no such thing as a "good girl" spanking. What is that? And when the boss in my house is making a point with his hand and my bottom, I do get all warm and settled and soft inside and couldn't begin to explain why.
Regarding "clique" as "cleek"–that must be an English pronunciation. It's all "clicks" here!
I really want to comment but I am terribly, terribly squiggly.
Friends came and they brought champers and all the clever things I want to say are hiding.
Sorry! Will be back sober and sensible or sober.
But Scarlet, it is a French word- cliiiiiiiiiiique. I happen to adore you anyway because you use Kafka as a referance point so I can handle the click thing.
more champers? Don't mind if I do.
I promise to reply betterly tomorrow.
I really must get to England. Had to look up "champers" but now that I know what it is, bottoms up! I think you're replying perfectly betterly tonight. Champers must be helping.
And to bookend Kafka, my bestest favorite Mark Twain said, "One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of Champagne by the derriere." Bottoms up, indeed!
Gosh!
Himself must think I am a bottle of champers!!
I want to go to bed now.
Goodnight.
Poppy, Oh I do so agree, I hate people who are late, lateness is unforgivable.
In my opinion there's certainly nothing wrong with a good girl spanking it's the way some re-connect.
Where you celebrating anything special with your friends, sorry being noisy.
Love,
Ronnie
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My head hurts. It is not a hangover, it is running out of decaf this morning and needing coffee and having some caffiene anyway. Ow!
Paul- I like a little silly anger. I agree that there are real things to make one angry but I don't think one should get angry about them, that leads to speeches and then people think they have done something and they haven't. So anger at little things and whatever action I am capable of for big. And I do remember Frank Spencer from when I was a little girl. Loathesome and unfunny little man. Shudder.
And Hermione, Paul and Ronnie I understand that this is a taste thing. That is what some people adore (good girl spankings not Frank Spencer)and I don't think they are in any way wrong. It is just one of those different types of people things. If I had any brain today I could make a point about that but I can't because I don't.
So Scarlet it is just you and I on this side of the fence except if you say cleek and then I will have to build a whole new fence.
Aren't I all difficult today?
Ronnie, we were celebrating some friends having just cycled from one side of the country to the other. I was support and went to pick them up. We also needed to drink champagne because it is spring and we are happy people. We were very blooming happy last night.
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I give my woman good girl spankings and we both enjoy them greatly. There are other types of spankings I also give her, and they vary and serve their own purpose. Thanks, Poppy, for your views.
I know your woman adoooooooores good girl spankings- it was she that inspired this post. I am super, super glad that you two found each other because I suspect you are rather wonderful at giving said spankings. I have seen her smile, that is how I know.
I think also your lady is less naughty than I am so it is no bad thing that the two of you enjoy good girl spankings. I think Himself would be sad if he enjoyed good girl spankings as he has no good girl to perform them upon.
I did? Wow! Thanks, Poppy!
I adore all the different kinds of spankings I get from Michael. Well, except one kind. And most of all, I adore him as he is the reason for my smile.
You two are just scrummy!
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