I have decided to be dominant- here is my cunning plan.
Firstly, I will come up with some random rules. You may swear all you want but must never use the words “thirteen” or “armadillo”. Both those words are an anathema to me. I may use these and other words at will.
Secondly, bedtimes are only for people under the age of sixteen and thus cannot and will not ever be discussed again on this blit. I will go to bed when I want to and so may you.
Thirdly, anyone that thinks of telling me what to do gets no pudding for a week.
Fourthly, anyone that actually tries to tell me what to do get punished with a length of hose pipe, in any manner that I see fit.
Fifthly, (gosh this is fun) no one may wear blue during the week. For no other reason than whimsy. I may be whimsical because I am all dominant.
Finally, I have no rules at all for me. They are all for other people.
I am a dominant, you see.
Telling lots of people what to do is boring. How come other people want to do it? Tops are terribly odd, are they not?
PS- I will be going away for a couple of days. I will be wearing leather and high heeled boots whilst telling everyone what to do and beating them terribly when they are at wrong. Or I will be running around Cumbria with my dogs.
I am glad April Fools Day comes but once a year.
"Thirdly, anyone that thinks of telling me what to do gets no pudding for a week."
SAFE WORD! SAFE WORD! SAFE WORD!
Thrash me till I squeal and call me Mary, if you want but no puddings for a week is out of order. There have to be some hard limits.
Prefectdt
Poppy, oh dear, that's me out of a job.
I'm going to have to hie me to a nunnery, to work my wicked will on innocent maidens.
Enjoy your Easter, might I suggest that high heeled boots may not work too well.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Hilarious!
I hear quite regularly from men who need my dominance. I always ask, "Where can I get some?"
Tee hee.
Being a Top is lots and lots of fun.
The clothes are pretty too.
Oh good grief.
Poppy, love this one! I totally agree with the last statement about tops being odd. Before I realized that my husband's dominance was not going to go away, I used to protest that I didn't need to tell him what to do, so why on earth did he have such a need to tell me what to do? Now we've just laid that question to rest with the magic of ttwd. Happy first!
A naughty girl celebrating a naughty holiday, I see.
Oh damn… all day I'd not been falling or April Fool's jokes and here I am thinking what's gotten into Poppy? Sheesh. *hangs head in embarrassment for falling for it.*
But Poppy! Thirteen armadillos walked in front of me today while I was wearing blue panties! I want so much to tell you about it and now I can't. *pout*
Happy April Fools day!
Poppy got Chrossed! The 'Canes and Canings' bit is on Spankings of the Week today.
Congrats, little girl!
Thank you Marci and everyone and Dev!! How exciting!
The dogs and the mountains are calling.
xx