I honestly would like to write a long post but alas I have dull work and then … blushes an appointment to keep.
I think that chocolate is a food group and that anyone that does not realise that is silly. I think that is a valid point and I think I should have told the truth and pointed that out. Just as I did. And some other things too, which I did.
I honestly have no idea why i should be in trouble. Especially not the kind of trouble that involves me being called, “Young lady.”
Why don’t they call us “Honey” or “Darling” when we are in trouble? Or why don’t we have to call them “snookems” when we are being told off?
I should very much be in charge of the world.
If I were in charge of the world the people that designed the “Buttock Bra” would be sent to school and made to learn a new skill, such as needlepoint or cuddling monkeys or something.
Anyway, here are two examples of the “Buttock Bra” – the one above is from the wonderful “Fail Blog.”
First, any person who does not consider chocolate as major food group, is obviously a…a….man! (Although sometimes (often) it is not what you say but how you say it. Second, my husband sometimes does in fact call me "sweetheart" when I am in touble…as in "Right over here, sweetheart." I assure you it is no help at all!
It's not often that undies make me clutch my forehead in pain…
No, Sara, it was what she said, even after I gave her the chance to back down, so it was her own fault. I have no idea what that issue has to do with the subject of knicker/bras and I'll simply let that go.
Poppy, the thought of a bottom bra gives me a pain at the opposite end of my body.
Unfortunately chocolate is a food group
which among others, I am not allowed, but to which I admit a lifelong addiction.
So as a favour to one, who has, cruelly, been called elderly. please try not to mention the aforesaid substance quite so frequently.
Warm hugs,
Paul
OK, Paul, from now on I will try not to mention the C word for a little while.
You see how good I am? Please inform Himself so that I may be allowed to get away with a little more than normal.