This may sound like I am complaining but really , I am not.
I am just having a very long week with one million meetings with people who are not busy enough. People who are not busy should not be allowed to have meetings- they dawdle.
And other little things are happening, none of which matter. But each of them (and honestly they are not big deals) make me so stressed that I just want to cry and hide under my bed.
I was lying awake at about 5 am trying to work this out and suddenly I got it.
I think if Himself were here he would (sigh) spank me lots for being so silly about everything. If he did not spank me for that then he would spank me for being rude and stroppy, because I would end up that way as I am all uptight.
I just think that I need a proper, no sympathy, thorough, make-it-hurt-to-even-think-about-putting-on-your-knickers-after spanking.
I don’t want to be molly-coddled, I don’t want to be understood, I just want not to have to think about it and I want to be sorted out.
Is it easier or harder to have a girlfriend like this do you suppose?
Oh well, I suppose at least one man likes it.
Poppy, to quote a certain Professor Henry Higgins, "by Jove she's got it."
That's exactly what you need, a stress buster, you'd sleep like a baby.
Himself is just the man to provide it, pity his arm is too short.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Oh no, it sounds like you are even beyond the reach of wine and chocolate. As they say, desperate times call for desperate measures. I hope you are(somehow) sorted out soon! Feel better!
I think the answer is vodka, or maybe gin. Or maybe even a martini. Olives will be involved either way.
Thank you Paul and Sara, it is good to know it doesn't sound crazy. That helps.
xx
No. You had the right idea in the first place, young lady.
A plain, straightforward, no-nonsense, sound spanking is what every woman needs from time to time, especially if she has a lovely bottom!
Aristotle