Soon I will be more insightful but right now I am just being, I am sure you understand.
Here is today’s top tip.
Imagine you see Himself getting dressed and you feel the overwhelming urge to go and tip him over onto the bed and rush away laughing.
Well, that is a great thing to do as long as he is not in the process of putting his belt on. The problem is that he feels it approriate to go for the implement to hand which is a total over reaction if you ask me.
Himself did not ask me and ignored all my helpful comments sabout feathers and the like.
Hurumph.
That is so something I would do!!!
And yes the response is so something my HOH would do!
But it is so fun to sneak "brat attacks" in!
Great post.
I have been in this unfortunate pickle not so long ago. They have zero humor. We should have picked them up new funny bones for xmas!
It is fun and why is no sense of humour such a occupational hazard for Tops?
I think they need retraining.
Maybe there could be some kind of farm we could send them to, or a reform school.
Tee hee.
To right Poppy,
Think of it,
A kindlier, gentler Top. A top for the ages who would rule with silk and not iron. A Renaissance Top capable of {gasp} laughing at himself.
Tops, like FBI agents, have no sense of humor, or humour, of which we are aware, especially in regards tipping attacks. Holding the belt at the time was merely a bonus.
It was very much NOT a bonus.
Hurumph once again.
A deserved strapping !!!
Nope.
It was not. It was a horrid strapping.
You should hear what happened later, honestly, I don't think I can put my jeans on today.
The strap is what most women need from time to time and Mrs.A still feels the strap across her mature bottom.
Aristotle
Poppy, I've yet to find a girl on whom a strap didn't have a beneficial effect.
We do have a sense of humour, it's just different.
I'm sure that Pippa would benefit.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Paul, darling, it is chocolate. "I have yet to find a girl on whom CHOCOLATE didn't have a beneficial effect."
I think Pippa would benefit from either right now.
Aristotle, hello again. Still, it is chocolate that most women need – do try to concentrate gentlemen.