It is Friday and I thought I would do a little fortune telling by use of pictures.
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin.
I know that tonight I want to stay up and play until very late indeed and some deep voice from somewhere will insist on a stupid and silly bedtime.
My response may be seen below.
I also know that the below graph has been proven. Flexi rulers are not only horribly sore making they are also indestructable – even if you freeze them in a little circle encased in ice.
(It says “hit”, it means “spank” but what can you do?)
This information that I have means that I should be good.
It is not hard to work these things out.
Except it is Friday night and I must play….
Which leads us to the rather sad but inevitable ending of the story.
This is all true but it is not right.
Poppy, dear girl, you both enliven and enlighten my life, as I'm sure that you do for Himself.
Each time that I read your posts I get a little smile or a chuckle.
You may call yourself Poppy but you are an English rose.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
'Friday Night is music night'…….or so apparently it used to be. Now Friday night is a much more interesting night for you Poppy.
Just as using a ruler to draw lines is a much smaller percentage of its use than using it to spank naughty ladies….so the use of the female bottom for sitting on should be a much smaller percentage of its use than using it as a spanking target!
Aristotle
You could try encasing the ruler in a block of ice. It might break into tiny pieces.
Loved the picture of the rose on the bottom.
Have a good weekend!
Hermione
Hermione, I have done that. Curled in up in a teeny bowl of water and put it all in the freezer, then removed the bowl and hey presto! It looked like a work of art. But he defrosted it and then prooved that it still worked.
I am glad you liked the pictures – the rose is one of my faves.
Aristotle, if i sat on my bottom less than I was spanked on it something would be horribly wrong with my life. Are your mathmatical equations correct? I think not.
Paul, you always say the sweetest, sweetest things. Thank you and massive hugs,
Poppy
xx
Drowning didn't work either, oddly enough – or perhaps not so.
I will see you at bedtime, little girl.
Bedtime is not for hours and hours and hours.
(For those without an insight into my world he has just this second come to get me. Curses)
LOL. Have a fun Friday night!!
I wish I blooming could. He is being mean.
I am hiding from him. I suspect he will find me.
nothing better in this whole world – even though we'd never actually admit it – than to be found by someone who truly loves us when are hiding or when we feel lost….
bedtimes and rulers, frozen or otherwise – sorta suck – but the love part and being understood – well, there's nothing better….
but you know that…..
*hugs*
Sorry- I could not reply here
In a way that took me by surprise because honestly, I had fight in me, I ended up in bed on time and despite my best efforts asleep in about four minutes.
I will leave how that was achieved up to your imagination. Or maybe I will write about it later.